Sunday, May 9, 2010

UFOs and You

Last week, preeminent scientist Stephen Hawking once again postulated that he believes there is life, intelligent and otherwise, beyond the stars. He put forth a new angle, however, by stating that it would not be wise for humans to attempt contact with higher-order extraterrestrials, as this would likely be disastrous for the former. While not all of his colleagues agreed with this theory, many did not argue with the premise that we have distant neighbors in the universe.

It’s hard not to imagine that, given the myriad solar systems out there, various types of beings are making their way around the cosmos. And it’s quite easy to fear that some of them are ruthless. I’ve never believed in the old adage that “aliens who visit our planet must be peaceful because minds that harbor such technology would know the folly of violence”. As humans, we have made enormous strides in science and yet are far from being docile.

I also don’t think the government (any government) can be trusted to tell the truth about this matter, but not because they’re uncaring. Quite the opposite, in fact. Can you imagine the sheer, mindless panic that would result if the president began his state of the union address by saying that we have discovered an advanced race exists on another planet? If the Weekly World News printed it we would laugh, but if NASA announced it…

The bottom line? Aliens probably exist. Nice ones and mean ones.

Sleep tight!

Thursday, May 6, 2010

My gripe with the "Man Cave"

It's not so much a complaint about the style of room as it is over the name itself, which I think is a bit sexist. I know some "PC-lite" guys out there are groaning, but stick with me - it's not heading where you think it is.

Let me give you a little background. Several years back - right after we moved into our house and before our son was born - we began to work on our second guest bedroom, which had little more than a desk, computer and a bookshelf. I envisioned a traditional study, and my wife allowed me full decorative control (except for picture hanging, since she turns that into a science). I hung the African spears my aunt and uncle gave me, put up my toy soldiers in nice display cases and filled the bookshelf. Whenever people called and asked us how the house was coming along, Kristy would mention that I had finished my "man room" (this was a good two years before the term "man cave" would enter the slang lexicon). This statement perplexed me. First, it was implying that the room was mine, and that she (or any female) was not welcome - something I never intended. And most importantly, it seemed to state that the trappings were of no interest to the "fairer" sex. Yet Kristy liked the spears as much as I did, used the computer daily, and it wasn't as it the bookshelf was crammed full of Playboys - so why the nickname?

I realize that I'm rambling, so I'll get to the point - In my opinion, the term "Man Cave" was created by women and is used almost exclusively by them (think about it - have you ever heard a man actually describe his room that way?). And from what I've seen, they're selling themselves short.

Let's flash forward to last summer. We were having a garage sale at out place, getting brisk business and getting rid of a lot of stuff. My son had come along by then and the "man room" had been changed into a "little man room". I had moved the desk out into the garage and decorated the walls with movie posters, record albums, and other beloved things (except for the toy soldiers, which took up positions on the hallway walls). At one point during the sale a lady glanced into the garage and stated that she though it was important for men to have a man cave. Once again I was perplexed - why did she think the stuff was mine? Couldn't my wife like the Stones? She doesn't, sadly, but she could (more on that later). Wasn't it possible the fishing rods were hers? They are not, but my sister-in-law has just as many as I do - and has more luck with them. Did she enjoy The Departed? Yes, as did her girlfriend who commented on my poster that morning.

What it boils down to is this: by using the term, it seems like women are stating there are still things out there (like sports and history) that they're just not into, and this is just ridiculous. Come on ladies, how about we use the term "den" instead?

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Greetings

Just getting started here. I'll get a couple of things up tonight, time permitting.